Meet Guru Parama-gonka-yoga-plonka

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Guru Parama-gonka-yoga-plonka plays flute and Gonkwhistlephone.

Guru Parama-gonka-yoga-plonka lives in a cave behind the chip shop and is currently attempting the world record for longest meditation - current record is 15 years, 14 months and 37 days.

But due to failings in the security, he keeps getting disturbed and has to keep starting over.